Beware the Deadliest Sin
Discussion of "high-profile public apologies" reminds me of a species of non-apology particularly common of late among big-name politicians and other prominent people. It goes like this: "If anyone was offended," the big-name says, "then I apologize to them."
Leaving aside the offense to basic grammar, the key word to note here is "if." Its implication is clear: the speaker really can't imagine how anyone could be so idiotic/petty/politically correct as to misunderstand the humor/earthiness/wonderful honesty of whatever it was that the speaker said. That "if" throws the burden of proving the ill-intent of the statement in question right back onto whomever it was who complain in the first place. There's certainly no repentence here, and not even an actual apology.
So what gives?


