It’s officially spring. Heck, as far as I’m concerned, it’s officially summer. Evidence: 1) I don’t go to school anymore. 2) The amount I can think about baseball has leaped up about 10000% in the last two days. I have a long relationship with baseball.
This all comes to mind because some fellow American Jews have started the Israel Baseball League. Now, I had this idea years ago, but nobody cares, since I am not a top baseball executive, nor the former American Ambassador to Egypt and Israel (who, by the way, is a very bright, nice man).
To us, baseball in Israel is perfectly logical. Israel is a functioning democracy, but it is missing several things. One of them is baseball. The Israeli game should provide some fun and maybe a different way of looking at the world, one that isn’t the fast-paced culture of soccer or basketball, right? No! Because in the Israel Baseball League, not only are there only 45 games, and each only of seven innings, but if the game ends in a tie, the winner is decided by home run derby.
I am outraged.
Seven innings is a lot of baseball, and forty five games is rather ambitious for a fledgling league that, as far as I can tell, has no fan base. But a home run derby at the end of games? Why not throw darts at a dart board?
Baseball is about the long story, about the days that go exactly as planned, about the inning after inning of balls and strikes and the regular ground out, about the beauty of a quotidian base hit. A home run derby has no story. The home runs don’t even mean anything. There are no runners to bat home. It’s not baseball. It’s an accumulation of points. And now, like a runner rounding third base too wide, I race to my conclusion.
Too often I look for “Jew points.” If only I said one more prayer, or ate one more Kosher meal, or studied one more passage of Torah, or heard one more Jewish lecture, would that be Judaism? It would be an empty Judaism. A series of home runs hit against your own practice pitcher, with no fielders, with no one on base, with no teammates of which to speak, with fans about to leave, is no more a baseball game than a series of disconnected Jewish “programs” is no more a Jewish life.
We Yankee Jews sell our Israeli cousins short if we think they don’t understand that life is about the long story, passed down for generations, about that great extra inning game, or about Sandy Koufax not pitching on Yom Kippur. Surely the Americans starting this new league know that; they drafted Koufax, now over 70. I love baseball because of the community, of slapping high five with strangers an unexpected home team hit, or at that clutch walk off home run.
I love Jews because they are my community, and they are mine, even if they think more about one more Jewish program, one more Jew point, and not about the season-long story.

Comments (7)
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Posted July 13, 2007 11:20 PM
Posted on July 13, 2007 23:20
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Posted July 13, 2007 11:19 PM
Posted on July 13, 2007 23:19
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Posted July 13, 2007 11:17 PM
Posted on July 13, 2007 23:17
You nailed it when you referred to the "long story."
Jews are noted for patience. Nothing good comes fast or easy. Yes, there are going to be growing pains, but Jews have excelled at athletics on many fronts. If anyone doubts this, just Google "Famous Jews" on wikepedia and then go to sports.
Revisit this leauge in another year or two. I'm confident it will be well respected.
Keep up the good reporting about Jews.
Posted May 29, 2007 2:34 PM
Posted on May 29, 2007 14:34
Are all religions or ethnic groups as proud or proprietary of their baseball players as Jews are? I don't really know the religion of Thome or Konerko but who doesn't know that Koufax and Hank Greenberg are Jewish?
Posted May 22, 2007 2:28 PM
Posted on May 22, 2007 14:28
Michael, I like the idea of comparing the complete baseball game to the complete practice of Judaism (or any religion for that matter). While it is true that no single accomplishment (even a home run) can count out of context, it is also true that the accomoplishment of even the smallest gains (say forcing additional pitches from the pitcher, to say nothing of a stolen base or a sacrifice fly) contribute to the "game" in context. I like to think that I live my life in context so that every effort counts.
Posted May 21, 2007 3:23 PM
Posted on May 21, 2007 15:23
Couldn't agree with you more. A home run derby for a tie? What is this, soccer for which you line up and kick into the goal, and that failing to resolve the question, flip a coin?
You don't need to be Jewish to know that baseball is the intellectual's game. This rule does it shame.
But, for the record, do we have to refer to ourselves as "Yankee Jews" Wouldn't Metropolitan Jews get the point across as well?
Posted May 21, 2007 2:26 PM
Posted on May 21, 2007 14:26